Fatboy Slim will never go on 'Strictly Come Dancing' because he can't dance.
The 'Right Here, Right Now' hitmaker - whose real name is Norman Cook - insists he'll never take part in the BBC show even though his wife Zoe Ball presents the spin-off show 'It Takes Two' and stepped in for Claudia Winkleman to co-host the main show last year.
The 51-year-old DJ - who married Zoe in 1999 - confessed he's taken dance lessons in the past but still has two left feet.
He said: "I did try it one year for Zoe's birthday. I had six lessons but it didn't go well. It's not for me."
Norman also admitted it's not just his lack of dancing skills that his put him off appearing on the show but the tight, sparkly outfits as well.
He added to Fubar radio: "Plus, the outfits they make them wear - I couldn't do in a million years, plus I don't like reality TV."
However, despite making it quite clear that he has no interest in appearing on the popular show, he claims the BBC still contact him every year.
He share: "But, bless them - they still ask every year."